Jesus loves me

Well, I have been blessed today.

I went to bed last night thinking that I was supposed to be working at noon. I woke up, did my thing, and eventually got around to checking my work schedule just to be safe. Turns out, I was supposed to be at work at 10:00. About 10 minutes before I woke up.

So, I called my boss to apologize. (To be honest, since no one had called to see if I was going to come, I was thinking of just letting it slip by... but I did the responsible thing.) Anyway, my boss answers his phone. I proceed to inform him that I am a moron and retarded on top of that. I apologized. And he didn't seem upset at all.

I asked him if I would get in trouble, something I never really want to know. And much to my surprise, he said "no." Apparently, he really didn't care.

Thus, I make one conclusion... Jesus loves me.