Tuesday, June 07, 2005

One of the dumbest things I've ever heard...

I cannot believe that this lady actually expected to get away with this.

Woman Smuggles Fish in Skirt

This woman decided to smuggle tropical fish into Australia.

"During the search customs officers became suspicious after hearing 'flipping' noises coming from the vicinity of her waist."

"An examination revealed 15 plastic water-filled bags holding fish allegedly concealed inside a purpose-built apron."

Seriously.... why?


In other news, a rather large Colorado man tried to smuggle a baby moose out of Canada in his mumu.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't believe you about the moose in the mumu? What's a mumu?

Joe Fuel said...

The mumu part is a joke. A mumu is like a fat man's dress. It's a one piece. Think: poncho.

r.fuel said...

Haha. I love it (the moose in the mumu). The only problem is that you so seldom attempt humor that Dad didn't get it. But I did. And like I said, I loved it.

r.fuel said...

Also, I thought about commenting on that story, too. Your commentary was better, though.

Jeez, that could have been awkward.

Anonymous said...

I got it. I got it. I just wanted to see what you would do if I played dumb. It was a very good joke.

Anonymous said...

you spelled moomoo wrong. homer wore a moomoo in the episode where he tried to gain 300 pounds so that he could work at home. funny. ~kenny